September 1, 2014 at 9:13pm
A friend of a friend of mine has a DIY urinal in his set, complete with a golf ball on a string to keep cold air out and porn mag pin ups to make you feel like you’re in a sleazy dive bar. This is truly the most junkyard thing I’ve ever seen.
Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
Leave it to Chris fucking early on set dad humor szszszszszcchezzerba to make this show up on my dash
Tri-annual “you’re more intelligent than your sister who has a science degree and your brother who came within a semester of having one, what’s your excuse” lecture. I’m kind of buying it this time.
My mom asked me why my friends call me junkyard eddie today. We made it.
The seat of power of my Junkyard empire
When I’m alone, I’m the best looking person in the room. When I’m surrounded by people, I’m still the best looking person in the room most of the time. Being beautiful is a gift and a curse except it’s not a curse at all. It’s just a gift and I feel like every day is the best birthday of my life.
MAD Magazine recreates Norman Rockwell’s famous 1958 painting ‘The Runaway’